Mes Cheveux

So. 

This post is going to be inspired by the fact that I am in desperate need of a haircut. 

Like, it's really, really bad. 

I changed the side I part my hair on, and it's even worse. 

My bangs just hang there. 

It sucks. 

But, I have to wait until Annie is over to cut and/or color my hair. Or put feathers in it...

Which I am doing, BTW! 

Mumsie said yes! 

Problem is, I don't know how I want to cut it...

Lots and lots and lots of layers. DUH.

Super layered. 

I hate hair that is all one length.

Imagine me making that annoying gagging sound I make.
That is how I feel about her hair. 

It's too.... ICK. 

Haha. 

Unless it's like my sister's. 

Where you have the straight bangs. And it's medium length.

Ugly picture, but you get the idea!

I like sideswept bangs.

I would marry her hair... 

A.K.A. Swoopy-Doo bangs. 

Not to be confused with Scooby Doo....

Lame. 

Or should I go with straight bangs?

Or shorter bangs?

Or... no bangs! 

J.K. 

Why is hair MY soooo complicated? 

Now. The question is:

What colour...?

Should it be: 

Red? 

Bright red?

Blonde? 

Stay the same? (Wrong answer.)

Black?

Purple?

Green?

Blue?

Yellow?

(Haha. JK on the last three.)

I really, really like bright fiery red hair.

Like a lot. 

It's super duper pretty. 

And my hair already has lots and lots of red undertones in it.... 

It's possible... 

Frederick doesn't like red hair though....

Problem. 

Blonde.

Man, I wish I were a natural blonde. 

They have such pretty coloring. 

And blonde hair is just gorgeous... and not boring.

Like brown hair is boring. 

Brown hair, brown eyes.

So lame. 

Too bad I would like a circus freak if I went blonde. 

Otherwise I would. 

BLEACH blonde.

Stay the same... so boring. 

Let's not and say we did. 

Black.

My personal favorite on myself. 

But, Mumsie and Frederick don't like it that dark.

Mumsie says it washes me out. 

And it makes it look stringy. 

Hmmm... decisions. decisions. 

Or a funky color...

I like scene hair... What can I say?

See, I'd love to dye it turquoise.!!

You have NO idea.

Minus the snake bites... 

But, it would require bleaching my hair. 

And it's already fried. 

So, we'll see. 

Not all-over turquoise. 

But. 

Definitely some part of my hair! 

And my feather extensions!

I don't know what colour they'll be...

Depends on my hair colour. 

But I is excited!!